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On the first day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

You need a soft top for your open cab


On the second day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Get two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the third day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Fill three Grizzly Coolers

Get two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the fourth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Grab four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly Coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the fifth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ wheels

Grab Four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly Coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the sixth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Add some six-inch Quadratec Pocket Flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly Coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the seventh day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Fill seven grille slots with inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly Coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the eighth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Collect eight skid plate sections

Fill seven grille slots with inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly Coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the ninth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Find a nine piece roll bar trim kit

Collect eight skid plate sections

Pop in seven grille slot inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the tenth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Obtain Ten Factory Axle Tube Seals

Find a nine piece roll bar trim kit

Collect eight skid plate sections

Pop in seven grille slot inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the eleventh day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Set up eleven chairs for camping

Obtain Ten Factory Axle Tube Seals

Find a nine piece roll bar trim kit

Collect eight skid plate sections

Pop in seven grille slot inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab


On the twelfth day of holiday wheeling my true friend said to me:

Secure a twelve piece socket drive torx set

Set up eleven chairs for camping

Obtain Ten Factory Axle Tube Seals

Find a nine piece roll bar trim kit

Collect eight skid plate sections

Pop in seven grille slot inserts

Add some six inch Quadratec Pocket flares

Buy five Quadratec Retro CJ Wheels

Get four Fox Racing shocks

Three Grizzly coolers

Two LED Headlights

And you need a soft top for your open cab

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